Dagwood Bumstead Sandwich

Dagwood Bumstead Sandwich

3 Onions
1 Head Lettuce
4 Tomatoes, sliced
1 Lobster Tail
1 Eagle Talon
1 Fish
1 Pot Spaghetti, Cold and gooey
1 lb Bacon
1 Meatloaf
1 Ham
1 Fried Egg (over easy)
1 String of Sausages
1 Mayonnaise, gallon
1 Jar of Pickle relish
1 Tin of Sardine in Oil
1 Bottle of Ketchup
1 Bottle Sweet Mustard
1 Hot Mustard
1 Loaf Bread
Assorted Cheese
Assorted Vegetables
Assorted Olives

Arrange the ingredients between two slices of bread. Serves one.