I went into the gas station the other day and asked for five dollars worth of gas.

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

:lol: :lol: Sorry, but I had to put in some humour especially regarding today’s gas prices.

LMAO Very funny! And how true it is! :lol:

VERY GOOD! I think where I’m from, they’d expect me to pay $10.00 plus a tip! If we could bottle up all the sh-t that comes from our politicians and process it, we wouldn’t have to pay for gas at all!

B-man :wink: