Subject: The Husband Store

<Subject: The Husband Store
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> The Husband Store
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> A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
> When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions
> at The entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6
> floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights.
> You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up
> to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the
> building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
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> On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
> jobs.
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> The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
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> The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and
> are extremely good looking.
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> “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
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> She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
> Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
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> “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
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> Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
> Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and
> Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes
> to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
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> Floor 6 - You are visitor # 31,456,012 to come to this floor. There are
> no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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> To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store
> just across the street.
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> The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
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> The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
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> The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
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