very nasty!

Ducks

Three ducks walk into a bar.

The bartender says to the first duck, “what’s your name?” The first duck replied, “Huey.” The bartender asks Huey how his day has been and Huey replies - “well, I’ve been in and out of puddles all day - it’s been a great day! What else could I ask for?”

Then the barender asks the second duck his name, to which he replied, “Dewey.” And then the bartender asks Dewey how his day has been and Dewey replies - “I’ve had a great day - in and out of puddles - having a fabulous time!”

So the bartender turns to the third duck and says - “you must be Louie.” And the third duck replied while batting her eyelashes - “no - my name is Puddles.”