A Frenchman, German man, Scotsman, Italian man, Brazilian, Chinese man, Englishman, American, Japanese, Indian, Kenyan, Irishman, Welshman, Icelandic man, Australian and a Belgian man walk into a bar.
The barman says “Sorry gents, you can’t come in here without a Thai”. 
OK, that was so bad…I had to laugh.
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down. The bartender turns to him and says, “Get outta here. We don’t serve your kind.” Mushroom says, “Why not? I’m a fungi.” :eek:
A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”
Huh?
LOL. What does the bar serve then? I’ll give it a smirk.