My dad used to tell me this was my credo when I first started cooking:
If it’s smokin’ it’s cookin’, when it’s black it’s done!
“CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE CHEF IS COOKING?” (said like “The Rock”)
My Grill is my other stove
Back away from the grill
Grill off limits to unauthorized personel
I’ve got Beauty,Brains and Cooking Skills
Cooking is a lost Art
I can Cook, so therefore I Rock
Kitchen Diva
Cooking Diva
Scratch Cooks- Rock!
Pass on a family tradition-Cooking
Families that Cook together, stay together
Nothing says Love like scratch Cooking
Home Cooking=LOVE
Slogans:
“I make leftovers from scratch”
“grilled but never spilled”
“spare the spice, spoil the rice”
“Picky people pick perfect pizza”
“Want food?”
“Who says too many cooks spoil the BBQ?”
“Insanity runs in my recipes”
" 2 roast method. Burn the small one, the big one is done"
“Tomaine or not tomaine, that is the question”
This is great and so many great slogans.
Here is mine:
“I kiss better than I cook”
How about :
Don’t Make Me Poison your Dinner !
Well, Butter My Butt & Call Me A Biscuit …
Cereal Killer
My Cooking Hasn’t Killed Anyone … Yet !
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway !
Can’t You See I’m Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Busy ?
I Cook For The Fun Of It. It Sure Ain’t For The Pay !
I Put Salt On My Salt
Keep Your Sunny Side Up
Potluck Supper : Prayer & Medication To Follow
Another Day In Paradise
Many Have Eaten Here, Few Have Died
Still Plays With Food
I Eat Three Vegetables Per Day … Ketchup, Ketchup & Ketchup
Working Hard To Create New And Exotic Foods
Instant Human ::: Just Add Coffee
Do You Know The Muffin Man ?
Well, that’s all I can think of ! Good Luck to All ! Have a good day.
Kim
ok here is another, are we allowed two?
draw a circle w/a diagnol line thru it, and the word burning.
this means NO BURNING
j
Never Trust a Skinny Cook!
You Chillin, I’m Grillin
Season life-Add Spices
What happens in the Kitchen stays in the Kitchen!
“Wisconsinites” Love Grillin and Chillin!
Only Real Men Grill in Winter!
Oh, the Thrill of the Grill
WANTED: One Grill Master
I have a “MA” in Grillin
Grill Team
To Grill or not to Grill
It’s not my fault the Grill did it!
A man’s Greatest Pride is his Grill
Grillin Cowboy
Move over—This is a Man’s Job!
This is my Domain–No Women allowed!
My options:
Secret recipes are not secret anymore!
This is Martha’s kitchen! Keep out!
a few suggestions for you
“Where’e the Beef?” with or with out a picture of a cow in a bunny suit
“Good Cooks Finish First”
Mess Hall Mama
“Help Wanted”
When your’e hot - your’e hot!
Have I got a meal for you
eat, drink and wash the dishes
eat your veggies
dinner in a can - it’s a good thing (picture of a can of beans)
Diner open
i rate this meal four thumbs up
Luvin’
Spoons-Full
Some Ideas for aprons and t-shirts Red Hot MaMa (with a pepper on it) This isn’t a restauraunt, You take what I make If You Go Home Hungry, It Ain’t My Fault Never Trust a Skinny Chef (or Baker) Ewe’s Not Fat Ewe’s Fluffy (with a Sheep on it) The Cook Doesn’t Have Dish Duty Red Hot Daddy
If It Comes From My Kitchen, It’ Gotta Be Good
Always Made With Lots Of Love
Your Mama Doesn’t Live Here, So Clean Your Own Mess
Stressed Out Chef (with a frazzled chef-male or female)
CARPE
CLIBANUS
SEIZE THE OVEN
My apron ideas are: “Kiss the Cook” “A Neat Cook is Tasteless” “Patience, I’m Creating a Masterpiece”
Stay Out Of The Kitchen
'til You Learn How To Cook!
“Hundreds of people have ate in this kitchen and gone on to lead perfectly normal lives.”
“A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious”
“Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert”
An idea for an apron is:
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
or
Kiss the cook for extra dessert
MidniteAllieCat
My idea for an apron:
“Step away from MY kitchen and no one gets hurt!”
idea’s for the t-shirts and aprons…
“if you can’t stand the heat… stay out of my kitchen”
“if you can’t stand the heat… stop eating the jalepeno’s”
“kiss the cook”
“my other job is cooking”
“grill master”
“grill master in training”
“chef in training”
“made with love”
“even if you don’t like… fake it”