Kid Theology- These are Cute!!

  1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and
    Easter. There is nothing good in there now. - Amanda

  2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a
    puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. - Joyce

  3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come
    apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. - Janet

  4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me. -
    Love, Alison

  5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you? - Charlene

  6. Dear God, is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his golf
    words in the house? - Anita

  7. Dear God, I bet it’s very hard for you to love all of everybody in the
    whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.

  • Nancy
  1. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You
    really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. - Glenn

  2. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How
    far back do you go? Love, - Dennis

  3. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don’t,
    who does? - Nathan

  4. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an
    accident? - Norma

  5. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk that fancy? - Jennifer

  6. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and
    don’t do any now? - Billy

  7. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this
    year - Peter

  8. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if
    they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me! and my brother. -

  9. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What’s
    up? Don’t forget. - Mark

  10. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just
    doesn’t sound right. What do you say? - Marsha

  11. Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new
    shoes - Barbara

  12. Dear God, is Father Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him
    through the business? - Donny

  13. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well,
    I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are
    already God. - Charles

  14. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the right
    place. Why can’t you do that with the moon? - Jeff

  15. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really. - Frank

And, saving the best for last . . .

  1. Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the
    sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. - Thomas

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