Martha and Maxine's Kitchen Tips

Martha’s Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

*Maxine’s Way *
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

Martha’s Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

*Maxine’s Way *
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Martha’s Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

*Maxine’s Way *
Go to the bakery! They’ll even decorate it for you.

Martha’s Way
If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant “fix-me-up.”

*Maxine’s Way *
If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too bad. Please recite with me the real woman’s motto: “I made it and you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes!”

Martha’s Way
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

*Maxine’s Way *
Celery? Never heard of it!

Martha’s Way
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

*Maxine’s Way *
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don’t.

Martha’s Way
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

*Maxine’s Way *
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

Martha’s Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

*Maxine’s Way *
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

Martha’s Way
Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

*Maxine’s Way *
Leftover wine??? HELLO ???

Aline, How funny! Thanks for the laugh.

Aline,
This sounds like my best friend and I. She is definitely the Martha type and I’m more like Maxine. I emailed this to her but she failed to recognize us. lol Even though I manage to turn out some pretty fabulous meals, they are never as “fussy” as hers. Her table may be prettier and neater (everything matches perfectly) but there is more fun, laughter and joy at my house come mealtime.

Thanks for the laugh. Laughter keeps us young!
Pat