Mr. Nanny Hollywood (Hulk) Hoagies
All right guys…get in that kitchen and make a sandwhich worthy of eating.
You will need:
In this corner, we have:
4 fresh Italian rolls
1/3 cup good olive oil
2 tbsp. red wine vinegar
1 tsp. chopped, fresh oregano
1/2 tsp. red pepper flakes
1/4 lb. thinly sliced hard salami
1/4 lb. thinly sliced capocollo
1/4 lb. superhumanly thin sliced prosciutto
1/2 lb. sliced Provolone
… and in this corner:
2 cups shredded iceberg lettuce
2 small white onions, sliced thin
2 ripe tomatoes, sliced thin
4-6 pickled cherry peppers
salt and pepper, to taste
A size 50 neck, size 22 shoes and a teeny-tiny tea set
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Perform the dreaded (and recently outlawed) hinge-hold: Body slam the
rolls onto a cutting board and slice horizontally to form a painful hinge on
each roll. (If you’re not familiar with wrestling terms, just cut the rolls
in half.) -
Combine the oil, vinegar, oregano and pepper flakes and flagrantly brush
the inside of each roll until someone pulls you off. -
Dog pile! Pile the meat and cheese onto the bottom half of the rolls.
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Top with lettuce, tomato slices, sliced onion and sliced pickled cherry
peppers. -
Drizzle a little more dressing over each sandwich and season with salt
and black pepper. -
Give 'em a little taste of your thunder: Close up the Hoagies and serve
without mercy. -
Don’t be a hero: Have the courage to gracefully retire and let your
tag-team mate tackle the dishes
Serves four