Things to be thankful for

Be thankful for the clothes that fit a little to tight because it means you have not gone hungary
Be thankful for the taxes you pay because it means you have an income
Be thankful for those high heating bills because it means you have been nice and warm
Be thankful for that parking place way down at the end of the mall, because it means you can walk and don’t need a handicap parking place and besides if your doctor is like mine he is always telling you to get more excersise.
Be thankful for that alarm clock that disturbs you from that nice sleep because it means you are still alive and able to count your blessings.